look at this fucking idiot i want 20
#parallel universe soft grunge hipster Spock #with converse and instagram #he’s probably vegetarian if not vegan #watch out for the phrase ‘is that soy?’ Spock joined Galactal Greenpeace instead of Starfleet - similar but all about animals and the enviro #what would Kirk be? ahahah just Chris Pine the shit I guess (tags via houndstar)
but are infact true
“BROTHER!! BROTHER LOOK! THEY HAVE INFANT TOMATOES!”
Hate that horrible silence while you’re working/studying? Perhaps your music is annoying you? Or maybe you just want to relax. Try these to help you fill the silence:
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:
GUYS ITS A POCKET BOOK
How Gay Guys REALLY Have Sex
dear fanfiction writers
And then there’s this.
no, no… why is this book happening…
GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
Totally just reblogged this for the comments. I just died. Hahahah
WHAT THE HELL?!
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD!
"from the author of Apeshit”